I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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