she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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