the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'm experimenting with sincerity
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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