And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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