Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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