weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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