Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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