A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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