i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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