so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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