You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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