If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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