Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
Randomize
