I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I can't put those talents on a resume
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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