my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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