no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
this is an emotional support booty call
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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