You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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