Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
