why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
