She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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