On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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