I hope mine doesn't look like that
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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