3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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