I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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