I bet he comes in French.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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