when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Randomize
