Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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