I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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