if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
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