Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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