Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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