people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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