Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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