i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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