And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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