im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I think I just shit out all my problems.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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