Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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