The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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