i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
Randomize
