He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Dear god my vagina.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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