I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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