I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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