32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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