i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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