Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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