dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
