I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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