Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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