I wish my penis had an off switch
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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