I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
