He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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