When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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