THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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