No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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