As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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