I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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